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A farmer was sitting in the neighbourhood bar slowly getting drunk.
A man comes in and asks the farmer,"Hey,why are you sitting here on this
beautiful day getting drunk?"
The farmer says, "Some things you can't explain
"So what happened?" that is so horrible?"the man asked.
the farmer decides to try an answer, "Well if you must know
today I was sitting by my cow milking her.
Just as I got the bucket about full,she took her lift foot
and kicked it over."
"Thats not so bad,what's the big deal?"
The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain.
"So what happened?" the man asked again.
The farmer relenting, continued "I took her left leg and
tied it to the post on the lift with some rops.then I sat
down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket
about full She took her right leg and kicked it over."
Again?"
The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain.
"So what did you do then?' the man saked intrigued
"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right.
sat back down and continued to milk her,and just as I
got the bucker just about full,the stupid cow knocks over
the bucket with her tail."
"Wow, you must have been perty upset!" but thats no
reason to just sit here getting all depressed."
The farmer says,"Some things you just can't explain."
"So then what did you do? the man asked again."
Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt
and tied her tail to the rafter. That's when my pants fell
down and my wife walked in.Some things you just can't explain,"

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