2koolperformance 5pointcottage burgerworld northbayatvclub 2koolperformance 5pointcottage
News and Announcements
Mudhole Links
Mudhole.ca is for sale!!
Contact Larry via email at admin@mudhole.ca for info!!


It is currently Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:29 pm

All times are UTC-04:00

Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 1 post ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: THE NAGGING WIFE
Unread postPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 4:13 am 
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:43 pm
Posts: 195
Location: Bowmanville Ontario
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From
morning 'til night she was always complaining about something. The
only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old
mule. He plowed a lot.

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the
field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and
began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again.
Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a
sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack
in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something
rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he
would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a
man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake
his head in disagreement.

This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer
about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer,
and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but
always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said, 'Well, the women would come up and say something
about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod
my head in agreement.'

'And what about the men?' the minister asked.

'They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.'

Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 1 post ] 

All times are UTC-04:00

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Limited
American English Language Pack © MaĆ«l Soucaze