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Unread postPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:51 pm 
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This one has been around for years but it's still fun to resurrect it periodically:

Rick and his wife, Angie Marie were driving home one very cold night
when Angie Marie asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out
to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to Rick, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we
take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'

He says, 'O. K., Get in the car with it.'

'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'

Rick says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.'

'But what about the smell?'

'Just hold its little nose.'

Rick is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with,
died at the scene.

i might be old and slow but i am ahead of you.

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